Clarissa Seabright's origins are a mystery to most and an enigma to others. Her parents may have minor British nobility
living near Dover, or komodo dragons, probably the latter, since like the fabled tropical beasts, she is long-bodied and
chock full of malodorous spores. Often described by naturalists as "a delightful blend of sensuality and rococco," Clarissa
has bright plumage, an unnaturally loud call, and irregular nesting habits. Her turn ons include: owl pellets, useless
trivia, Albigensians, and long walks on the beach during the Vernal equinox.
