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Emma
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| Emma
Grace Mahaffey was born as the youngest of eight, the only
girl, the apple of her da's eye, and lone princess of her
clan, which means that she grew up having to outwit, outsmart,
and overrun 7 big brothers and an entire village in order
to have any fun. And that's not bringing all the sheep in
to it. Not surprisingly, when Willie's Wenches recruited her,
she went oh-so-willingly, after having tied all seven brothers
to the Maypole in order to be able to leave. Emma Grace loves
swordfighting, her clan colors of blue and gold, and anything
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Clarissa
Seabright |
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| Clarissa
Seabright's origins are a mystery to most and an enigma to
others. Her parents may have minor British nobility living
near Dover, or komodo dragons, probably the latter, since
like the fabled tropical beasts, she is long-bodied and chock
full of malodorous spores. Often described by naturalists
as "a delightful blend of sensuality and rococco,"
Clarissa has bright plumage, an unnaturally loud call, and
irregular nesting habits. Her turn ons include: owl pellets,
useless trivia, Albigensians, and long walks on the beach
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Lolita |
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mother was a witch, and her father was a ninja. (Or perhaps
not, they might have been leech-farmers in Somerset) Her inherited
potential became evident when she directed an international
crime syndicate from the womb. In her formative years, she
held a variety of occupations, including a temp job as the
molten core of the earth. (Presumably because she is, in the
words of Sir Francis Drake: "sooo hot.") At the
age of 18, she caused every man on the planet to fall in love
with her by performing the "Thumb War of the Seven Veils."
(Or perhaps history is wrong on this point; it may have been
the Pinky Wiggle of the Five Veils, instead) Queen Elizabeth
took offense and banned Lolita from England for at least 400
years, after which all of the male undergraduates of Oxford
drowned themselves in despair. Lolita used her sorcerous powers
to step through a wormhole into a strange and frightening
future time, where, with her finely-honed skills she quickly
won the lead role in "Carrie III the Musical: Aunt Flo's
Revenge." After this spectacular performance the Time
Police, fresh from their pursuit of William Shatner, apprehended
her, and unceremoniously dumped her back in the Renaissance,
where they figured she might do less damage. (Idiots)
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Malcus
T Bostwick |
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Malcus has spent the majority of his life cavorting throughout the known world impersonating everything from barristers to barkeeps. As soon as he mastered mimicking one trade he moved on (often one step ahead of some very irritated constables). Willie discovered Malcus while comedic chameleon was plying his skills as a Moroccan rug merchant in Madrid. The venerable bard offered Malcus a job sharing the stage with a terrific trio of feisty females. In addition to playing MC to the group’s shows, Malcus is often mistaken for Willie himself (which makes Willie happy enough when tax collectors or Marlowe’s assassins come prowling about).
Bostwick continues to delight in character impersonations (his favorite role being that of a former Lord Mayor of the City of Canterbury he once met as a youth) and when not on stage he can often be seen roaming the streets of town chatting with folk of all ilk or walking the lanes with his beloved wife Sybille. |
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